The Moralist*** has the responsibility of preventing the Screamies' language from degenerating into the profane or the obscene. He has the power to penalize an offending team member from one to fifty snivers and rap him across the knuckles with a stiff ruler.

*** Moralists have become looser over the past few decades and are actually under pressure from the Networks to allow or even encourage language which is felt to enhance ratings.


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