The Slambiezian Woombat (Lanugoformes rotunda) is a domesticated version of the old world woombat native to the rocky ledges and cliffs of the Slambiezian Alps. Constant inbred strains are provided by all the major sporting goods manufacturers but the major league sanction of the International Wafting Society is given only to the Spalding model. The standard woombat has a mean resting diameter of 6 statute inches and is covered with 28 gauge light brown to blond hair.

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