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THE Wafting GUIDE
Table of Contents
Title
Frontpiece
Wooly Mammoths International
Preface
Seal of the International Wafting Society
Forward
Equipment: Snivers
Equipment: Stumplets
Equipment: Pellies and Puffers
Equipment: Wafting Irons
Equipment: Woombats
Defensive Positions: Fixer
Defensive Positions: Stompers
Defensive Positions: Fixed Screamies
Defensive Positions: Roving Screamies
The Playing Field
How the Game is Played
Object of the Game
Miscellaneous Information
The Trainer
Officials: Timekeeper
Officials: Referee
Officials: Surveyor
Officials: Coroner
Officials: Moralist
Sample Scorecard
History of the Game: Herders vs Pygmies
History of the Game: Swedish Gypsies
History of the Game: The Greeks
History of the Game: Americanization
History of the Game: Twin Killing
Breeding Woombats for Fun and Profit
Casey at the Waft
An Early Manuscript
A Little League Scorecard
Distant Relatives of the Woombat
A Radical Manifesto
Afterword: What Next?
Questions and Answers
THE REST IS UP TO YOU!
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